Introduction: I am sure you know clowns as entertainers/comediennes apart of circuses and carnival events, but clowns are not what you think they are, clowns are evil.
Most of us think clowns are funny acts that people put on at events to entertain us but all that is a rues to give you false security and protecting the clowns from their true intention which is to steal all valuables or data in the town that they are in, so that they can sell them off to buyers and the clown government can continue growing as a empire.
How this clown empire gets more minions to do their dirty work is to brain wash average people into becoming crazy psychopath’s who will stop at nothing to achieve a mission for their masters. if a clown were to brake free of the brain washing, they would have massive brain damage, they wouldn’t be able to fit back into society, so they end up living in poor environments like water drains eating the stray dog, cat or child in a yellow rain jacket watching a paper boat float down said water drain.
An example of a clown gone rogue is psycho bob from the Simpsons he has broken free of the clown government brain washing but didn’t known what to do besides the assignment that was given to him by the clown government which was to kill Bart Simpson.
Krusty the clown is also apart of the clown army but he was half cooked in the brain washing unit and so didn’t become a clown assassin but instead became one of the faces of how the clown government wants you to see clowns, so he continues making kids laugh scream and shout will all the other clowns do evil, steally things.
The Clown government has given each clown a uniform which gives them the abilities to look silly but still be able to steal stuff.
Clowns wear the clowns they were because they give them a tactical advantage when robbing a house:
The main purpose for the clowns baggy clothes are not for extenuating their body movements but to contain more stolen goods then your average duffel bag or skinny jeans.
Their massive shoes are not for over igsagurating their feet, but to help with scaling roofs and walls of various materials so that they have a verity of entry points.
Their makeup is not for… well it isn’t makeup, it is a moldable mask used for when the clown is spotted, they could change the shape of their face so to stop the police recognising them if they were to be chased.
The purpose for the red nose is to inject an anaesthetic to someone chasing them or in there way so that they stop chasing them or the clown uses it for reducing the number of people chasing them.
These are just a few of the disqused utensils that a clown has at their disposal.
Other examples of why clowns are evil are the Clown fish:
This fish is a omnivore that lives in a symbiotic relationship with sea anemone’s, the fish attracts prey to the sea anemone which has spines in it’s tentacles with venom in them, this kills the prey and both the sea anemone and the fish consume the spoils. If there is no prey around for the clown fish to consume the clown fish will eat the tentacles of the anemone.
A Harlequin is a type of clown, Harlequins were common in the late 16th century, they were performers who’s general story was that they were entertainers for a master and then they fall in love, the master doesn’t like this so either the Harlequin would run away with the love interest or kill the master and run away with the love interest. Pablo Picasso was known to paint harlequin’s and people think that Picasso had an alter ego who was a Harlequin so even then the clown government excited steal from the rich and the poor.
A more modern example of clowns being evil is an episode from Star trek Voyager Episode 23 Season 2, Some of the Voyager crew and the remaining inhabitants of a destroyed trading post are in cryosleep, but there is an A.I entertaining the participants, when the participants started worrying about if they would survive or not then the A.I responded and created an environment full of clowns and one can only describe as a carnival, the A.I created this environment produced an the environment that it thought the participants would want to be in so since they were scared it produced the carnival, they turned something that some believe to be fun and exciting into a nightmare.
All these ideas produce fear, and fear is a healthy emotion that we shouldn’t get rid of, knowing this information would you still laugh at a clown? I know I would because that is how we deal with fear we laugh in the face of it, when laughing in the face of fear we are given an adrenaline rush making us more aware of our surrounding’s giving us a sorta slow-mo effect on the world as we begin processing thoughts and the environment faster then we usually do. Truly the only point for fear is for it to be concurred, so when ever you feel scared just know that you can concur it, or there is always the option of running away.
They may also consume the tentacles of their host anemone.
Clown-fish work for sea anemone’s which means they attract prey for the sea anemone to eat and then gets it to kill the prey and they share the rewards, that is why clown-fish are colourful. symbiotic relationship. Clown fish are omnivores they eat algae, molluscs and crustaceans, the clown fish lours the prey to a sea anemone and then lets the sea anemone kill the prey and the both feed of it(the prey).
Harlequins a type of clowns
They usually are entertainment for a person of authority, but usually the Harlequin would disobey the authority and usually follow a love interest.
Pablo Picasso, his best known alter ego was a Harlequin
Krusty the clown is a character from the Simpsons, he is constantly getting acquiesced of committing crimes, he is someone who entertains children as a clown, producing poor quality and dangerous “children’s toys”. Krusty must have broken out of the brainwashing early and so negotiated with the clown government to getting a job and lots of money, if they didn’t comply he would break the government apart. But he still must have some link to he brainwashed days because of how often he is acquiesced of committing crimes.
Psycho Bob is another example of a “clown” he has had a objective given to him by the clown government to kill Bart Simpson but constantly hindered by series of events, stopping him from completing his mission, and now is completely obsessed with completing his mission.
Season 2 Episode 23 The Thaw:
Some of the Voyager crew and the remaining inhabitants of a destroyed trading post are in cryosleep, but there is an A.I entertaining the participants, when the participants started worrying about if they would survive or not then the A.I responded and created an environment full of clowns and one can only describe as a carnival, the A.I created this environment produced an the environment that it thought the participants would want to be in so since they were scared it produced the carnival, they turned something that some believe to be fun and exciting into a nightmare.
That is how we deal with fear, laughing in the face of fear is how you concur fear. Fear is also produced by evil so when you are laughing at clowns you are laughing at true evil.